Hello Hipsters

Isn't it a beautiful day full of piercings and tight jeans, you fucking hipsters?




That's right. It is.



Except when you pretend to be bisexual.



Now, it's all fine and dandy to explore your sexuality. I get that. I made out with a boi at this gay club Tiger Heat last week.



But unlike you hipsters, I had every intention of having sex with her.